How are you earthlings faring, while a handful are flying high. I clearly think they are smoking something, what it is I want to know. Imagine, such a big day was chosen, these international day calendars should be made compulsory for India. Some bloke whispered in big man’s ears, ‘56-inch chest looks deflated, March 27 is World Theatre Day, boss, go for it’. And whatchu know, Mitron were informed over Twitter that he would address the nation between 11.45 and12 noon. Khee khee khee, he forgot to type the disclaimer, Indian Stretchable Time. Butterboy was first to congratulate our scientists and wished NaMo on World Theatre Day.
So many ran to the ATMs, business community went into a crazy frenzy, people checked with auditors to ensure books were all updated, phew! All this karma will come to bite, as my business friends said. What flying high announcement. Do NOT blame media next time, country folks, our very own PM has taught us ‘How to make international news from a DRDO press release’.
Promptly followed the cartoonist-turned-politician with a mini roar. Quite a few memes, hilarious ones too. As a magnanimous gesture for keeping the entire nation waiting for the damp squib, NaMo should declare free access to the Taiwanese mushrooms that cost Rs.80,000 apiece, which mind you, he supposedly consumes daily. These should be given free of cost to the millions who can then look less hungry. Chinese breakaway at the end of the day, so much for boycott Chinese goods. But he has inspired many a T-shirt company, with this latest gimmick.
Indian politics right now is like changing clothes. I am tired of seeing your faces, change the party. I want to remain active, change the party. You suck, change the party. Grandpa, papa, see no, they are ignoring me, change the party. Best is, I am the head of the state party, nobody listens to me, do me a favour, tape this conversation and leak it to the press, I want to resign. Then you have the silly-billy Sena, we want to give you ticket, change your party, join us. Congress is like spoilt broth right now. They seemed to be focused above the Vindhyas only. They have turned their face away from the coastal belts. They should be punished if we have to go through many hiccup days in the coming five years. Only a miracle can save our country.
And OMG! Have you seen the total washing powder Nirma advertisement steal? Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma, sab ki pasand Nirma…now you have Hema, Jaya, Sushma, sab ki pasand BJP 😀 poor things, some dhulai they are looking for. And speaking of actresses, this promises to be quite a Rangeela election. And sometimes, Dream Girls should remain just that. Poor Mathura residents, living a nightmare. Imagine Hema not remembering all the work she claims to have done. Some Alzheimer’s this!
Looks like there is a book and ticket promise in the offing, suddenly the hot favourite bada bank boss is lining up to meet all anchors and reporters. Imagine trying to get his appointment when he was stuck to his chair. A tactful expert could have deflected tricky questions, kept mum, now he is speaking galore.
