Revolver Ranee: Ga ga over Met and some Gambhir talk

Revolver Ranee: Ga ga over Met and some Gambhir talk

FPJ BureauUpdated: Wednesday, May 29, 2019, 08:13 PM IST
article-image
AFP |

So much negativity regarding curly hair, bah Indians. Straight is chappat. More shocking is the absolute ignorance people displayed over PeeCee’s look. Hello country folks, it is the MetGala, with a ‘camp’ theme — it IS all about being ridiculous, uninhibited and bringing out your wild side! What we got instead, one chidiya ka ghosla look from the otherwise stunning Deepika. Her spouse would have been better than half.

By god, Ranveer would have sparkled at camp. As a Muskan said on Twitter, “The Met Gala is just a collection of clothes that Ranveer Singh thinks are too boring to wear.” PeeCee was ballsy and carried off the theme to a T. Let the critics bare their fangs, they are just boring and jealous. Loud moos that make noise. Till now, it was Rihanna who stole the show and was truly missed this year. My hot favourites were Katy Perry, the Jenner siblings and Kim Kardashian, who looked like the beads and strings were sewn on her. Poor Serena’s gown was compared to a ham omelette, but so what, she rocked the look.

This one Gautam needs a Gambhir talk on how to treat women, having hit an absolute new low, but then what to say of the party where, right from the head all are talking bad about opponents, whether dead or alive. It is already so stifling, imagine if another five years they rule, we may see an exodus from the country or a jail bharo movement. It is a new-age emergency. Speaking of lows, NaMo has gone beyond Pragya Thakur. They all miss playing in muck as children, looks like.

How I love Didi. She gets angry with you-know-who talking rubbish about women and has been trolling her. But she doesn’t lose her balance, unlike him. She is very Gandhian in her approach. She wants to punish the big man by making him pull his ears and do sit-ups! I tell you, there is too much comedy in our opposition. The ruling side, however, behaves like Hitler’s relatives.

This week I am sad, we had to say bye to some of our favourite judges. Justice Mridula Bhatkar, who, by the way, studied journalism and never wanted to be a judge, retired as one fine High Court judge. Waiting for her last day and I am sure we will see her columns and critical words. Another favourite, Justice Abhay Oka has gone to Karnataka. He gave spine to our HC. I would say political parties, politicians, municipal corporations and authorities better keep their records ready and be prepared for some harsh lessons. As for lawyers, our sympathies if they want to appear in his court ill-prepared and some good reporting times for the media there. This judge is better prepared on the cases than the lawyers themselves.

Speaking of the judiciary, it is pathetic the way the entire episode was handled. The lady was maligned by the person called out. Which does not make him clean. Then the unilateral clean chit. Imagine, we knock on their doors for justice. This male camaraderie is akin to blood brotherhood.

RECENT STORIES