We have squatters and then we have elite squatters, like the really rich, who for 99 years, were on leased properties for, hold your breath, the lavish sum of Re 1 in the case of a huge media house, and in the case of many other buildings, for less than the price of a few chana-singdaana (try buying some for Rs 5 and see what you get). Obviously, any attempt to increase the reckoner rates or fares will make it to the front pages. Time the city stopped blaming the poor squatters.
Speaking of calling outs, this calling out after an affair by either partner, in majority of the cases it’s the men (yes, I am biased, because the percentage of women vis-a-vis men is way lower), is very low-grade and unfortunately, au courant. But what else would one expect from Azam Khan, who wants to hit out at Amar Singh but is targeting Prada-who-wears-it-on-her-sleeve. Then you have star anchors and editors who are sold out to feku and promptly begin questioning the silence of her namesake Jaya. My grouse is, hello all you ageing tomcats, refrain from categorising us in the same league as these star editors who are paid to change the news agenda or distract the public’s attention. Speaking of whom, where has ‘forever’ Singh disappeared?
The feku gang must be reeling under such tension, from all sides they are getting it, unexpectedly. All the dum maraoing doesn’t seem to have deterred us Indians. Poor thingies, now even Varun and Vaayu Bhagwans have decided to test them. Imagine, such irony, the mother of gusty winds blew in Himmatnagar, causing tents, plastic chairs and all to fly away. Things were strewn on the ground and as if this was not enough, protests greeted NaMo in Maharashtra, forcing him to wing it, instead of taking the highway. Hope he is visiting temples for blessings.
Such maaramaari is going on for votes in the BJP, me louwes their confidence in people, that they will NOT vote for them in these elections. The BJP leaders across the country are on a dum maaro dum spree. Arre, I mean the muscular dum, not pot. But these oldies have completely lost their touch with truth and reality. The mother-son duo targeting the minorities is in this category, showing muscle and threatening them. Wish they are all shown the finger, now, now, I meant the inked index finger, catties. Even the alleged mastermind of a series of blasts has joined the BJP and the next you will hear, she has been given a ticket. So much for a clean government.
My best animal of this year is the buffalo. What, you haven’t seen the video from Kruger Park that has gone viral? Those lions, looking like feku wonly, meekly walked away. I wish more people get inspired by the buffalo, godmother swear, those horns hitting out with the herd standing by the target, sounds like Buce Springsteen’s Blood Brothers. On this good note, wait till next week.
