Dads roasting their kids who aren't doctors make for the new meme fest

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a YouTuber to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if "what up guys" helps

— The Dad (@thedad) November 22, 2019

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Me: Yes, I have a PhD in Computer Science
Dad: *nudging me* not a real doctor tho are you?
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not an MD. That’s what they’re asking for
Flight attendant: this gentleman needs to install Adobe Acrobat on his laptop

— Stu (@StuFlemingNZ) November 26, 2019

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: go do the CPR I taught you.

Me: Not now, pops.

Dad: *performs heimlich, sets up IV line mid-air, revives patient, takes selfies with fam+flight crew, writes a book*

Me: That was quick.

Dad: I’ll give him 2 yrs max. Cake? pic.twitter.com/7FjR6UoAxF

— Aruna Chandrasekhar (@aruna_sekhar) November 27, 2019

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a journalist to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “finding a second source" helps

— A$AP JOURNO (@lostblackboy) November 26, 2019

Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *looks at me proudly*

Me: *raises hand*

Flight Attendant: We have a person in need of urgent medical assistance...

Me:

Dad:

Me:

Dad:

Me: I’m not that kind of doctor

— David Steppenbeck, PhD (@dsteppenbeck) November 27, 2019

flight attendant: is there a doctor onboard?

dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

me: not now dad

dad: not asking for a Chosen One to help, are they?

me: dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

dad: go and see if “brooding and self-deprecating humor” helps

— The Percy Jackson Musical is ON BROADWAY!! (@LTMusical) November 26, 2019

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: we have a passenger who needs medical attention, is there a doctor on this flight?

MY IMMIGRANT MOM (pointing at me): my son could’ve been one if he had applied himself instead of disappointing the family

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) November 30, 2018

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a law prof to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening now

Dad: Go and see if a 25,000-word essay no one will read helps

— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) November 27, 2019

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* thats your cue

Me: Right! *gets up to help*

Dad: *proud*

Me: *pours ants on injured individual*

Dad: *proud cries*

— Nasidoe 🌺 (@entobird) November 26, 2019