WITH the UP elections only weeks away, BJPs manifesto lent a comic element to the serious verbal duel between political parties.

Joydas tweeted, ” BJP will give a cow to every BPL family in U. P. High time.

Till now they just gave bullshit.” IbneBattuta said, ” BJP offers spiritual Disneyland, Gadkari shall play Goofy there and Advani Uncle Donald.” Barkha Dutt commented, ” Whether its the dull platitudes filled Congress vision document or the BJPs more quirky proclamations, arenalt39t manifestos just irrelevant?” JayHind joked, ” Had Congress and BJP been together in UP, they couldalt39ve promised 20 lakh jobs in Ram Mandir construction project.” THE KNIVES ARE OUT WITH a whitewash in Australia imminent, the post- mortem of the loss began in earnest. No, not in the highest echelons of BCCI, but on twitter.

Amreekandesi tweeted, ” It is time for Indian cricketers to come under the ambit of the Lokpal. Or at least the RTI act.” Venkatananth pointed out, ” Slightly tough times for Indian cricket when everything Lalit Modi says is actually accurate.” Rajeedsardesai said, ” To all genuine cricket lovers, an appeal: direct your ire at a timid and status quoist cricket system, not at players.” Hankypanty added, ” Kohli Fastracked a run- out. Laxman fell to his flaming Lyons. Saha said, ” Ishanalt39t bat.” Good day for bad puns, bad day for good cricket.”

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