Virat Kohli with Ravi Shastri. File Pic/ AFP
Virat Kohli with Ravi Shastri. File Pic/ AFP

Nothing official about this…

India are all set to commence their month-and-a-half long ‘tour’ of Australia and, as such, the entire team is really excited. As they would be travelling from Sydney to Melbourne to Adelaide and later Perth, it will give Team India great scope and variety for shopping. In fact, it has been learnt that skipper Virat Kohli and coach Ravi Shastri have already prepared their shopping list, which includes stuff wanted by Anushka Sharma and Shastri’s wife.

India are hugely excited over the food they would be served in Aussie land after the sumptuous treats they received in England. Even the complaints over bananas not being served in England have been taken care of as BCCI has written in advance to Cricket Australia, asking them to ensure bananas for Indian players after every meal.

There were a few tears in the dressing room as Kohli and Shikhar Dhawan’s regular handout buddy Hardik Pandya would be missing from the off-field action due to injuries. Speaking of Dhawan, the reason behind his wife Ayesha Mukherjee and Anushka Sharma’s alleged fight is out. Apparently, Ayesha was teasing Anushka saying people are calling you a ‘Zero’ actress, not knowing that it is an upcoming Bollywood film.

In retaliation, Anushka said Dhawan is not The One but The Zero as he keeps getting out for Zero so many times. This angered Ayesha and they haven’t shopped together since. It remains to be seen who would be Virushka’s new shopping buddies in case BCCI allows WAGs on the tour, or if two As would put behind their differences and make an attempt at reconciliation.

Meanwhile, India will also be playing three T20s and four Tests Down Under before bringing the curtains down on the tour with three ODIs.

(Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction meant for humour purposes only)

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