Revolver Ranee: Karma bites

Revolver Ranee: Karma bites

FPJ BureauUpdated: Tuesday, May 28, 2019, 11:48 PM IST
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So much fun is happening in Maharashtra, now with all getting scared of the cartoonist and chief of Maharashtra Navnirman Sena, every day the majority are complaining and cribbing. Boring, hawa aane de, get on with counter programme. These tiger cousins I tell you, can be entertaining. But one is now sounding rather old and boring and the other is entertaining.

‘Ae Lav Re Toh Video’, has the big men from the you-know-which party shaking in their pants. They are complaining, conspiring and trying so hard, I tell you, but the things they have proclaimed, that karma is now a muddled cola for them. ‘Burp’.

This excellent idea by the Congress and the NCP to outsource their campaigning has suddenly added some fun to the otherwise routine slugfest. But the two alliance parties need to get their heads together. This leader is doing Raj on the crowds and keeping them in splits, while nobody is speaking of the Congress-NCP. Not that we are complaining. Did you hear the speed at which feku claimed their government built toilets in Bihar? “It takes longer to go and they have built toilets every seven seconds.” I tell you stomach only paining with his barbs.

Talking of the Big men, first they gag us, censor all media and then go and hire the wonly man of this country to interview you know who — I am lost which man he is–padman, toilet man, who sounds like madman in most films. The video released online shows the camera moving with branches and leaves drooping in foreground, with these two men in the background. By god, reminded me of old Hindi film songs. Remember how two roses would come close, two birds, khee khee khee. I am not suggesting anything, just appreciating the cinematography and concept.

A birdie told me they want to give Indian citizenship to this angry man, so that his dream to join the government will come true. We film buffs will be relieved, some break from his propaganda films, finally. Also, the dhai kilo ka haath is actually not such an angry man and is going to woo peoples with folded hands and his paaji will be by his side. Seems like a winning formula. Garam Dharam has already been wooing residents of Mathura for his Dream Girl. Wonder if his sagar jaise aankhonwali will be by his side, but then it’s all behind the scenes jodi. Sheh, boring family chakkar this.

The scene is tough for all, but this candidate from our elite side of town also resorted to a communal angle. Many a voter is miffed, but then what to say when even the ‘once-we-are-not-like-them’ sort of party throws scruples to the wind. Another slugfest out there.

The street gossip is the MLA from this area is toiling hard for the Sena MP candidate, even more than the sons of the soil chhokras. Wonder is it for more construction projects. On the other hand, that Marathi mulgi, the North star, is toiling hard in the blazing sun, say the public. Sad, her rival resorted to heckling her. First time, she got rattled, but then those old acting chops came to her rescue and now, she’s stealing the scene.

(This straight shooter likes to tell it as it is)

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