Revolver Ranee: Intel grief

Revolver Ranee: Intel grief

FPJ BureauUpdated: Wednesday, May 29, 2019, 02:18 AM IST
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There is so much happening in our country and poll fever is yet to spread like an epidemic. I hears murmurs March 8, one bridge inauguration and by evening poll dates for peak summer to be announced. My SoBo friends have already booked themselves for some European stay, I tell you it all seems orchestrated.

Speaking of SoBo the guitarist-cum-heir of a once-popular leader has risen from slumber after five years. I wonder how Butterboy cannot see through these young offspring. For four-and-a-half years, no Congressman after the late Gurudas Kamat seemed to be care about the city unit and now suddenly, all are victims. This party needs to get its act in order, seriously.

And so much of information and misinformation is being circulated on social media, now it has rebounded hard in the face of you-know-who. Google doc edit and what all, khee khee. More important, most of my cats may have missed this super long read from WSJ and New Yorker. The fogies of Mossad, yes, the same Israeli snooping outfit, the various retired ones have formed Psy Groups, Black Cube which created avatars (along Hollywood film but means same-to-same in Hindi), false email ids and some of the operatives have created sham think tank. Sounds straight out of the saffron rulebook? The global Fearsome Four (like the Dirty Dozen actually), head of this entire gameplan Puts-in his strategy, all the mechanics and wheels provided by the Net nya hu man and the two super intel heads of countries who have adopted it blindly and are facing music. One has, even legally been a huge Trump for this strategy, with our Mod-i desi teaman. The entire multi-thousand worded article reads like our 2014 polls and now about to happen new ones. Glad the MPM (oh dear, lock kiya jaaye code word for Mamata, Priyanka and Maya) are working in force.

Talking of mahila mandal, the one to take the lead, erm, now both of these are leaders making a lot of noise. First one is aapli Mrs Fadnavis, who sang like a canary, oops, sang Bulleya Bulleya, with hubby nodding bully for you and the offspring curling up to her daddy. Heard many wolf whistles in the background, quite fitting with the uniform, right?

The other one who does try one’s patience is Manikarnika, quite a flop despite all the controversy, calling out, naming tik-tik Roshan, phoos, nothing seemed to have done wonders at the box office. As if this is not enough, now the lady plans to direct her own story. Time Hindi films set some strict parameters for quality control. The box office also showed the door to Thackeray. No amount of muscling and forced no-screening of other films has helped the filmmakers break even, forget Rs 100 crore.

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