See, this weather has got me all konphused. Just as I said bring out all the fans, caps and sunscreen lotions gals, skin glow times ahead, this weather has gone and taken all hawa out of my sarcasm. Cool winds are blowing in Mumbai, right back. The Himalayas are also singing some new tune, apparently. Speaking of cool times, hope you did not miss the waving to imaginary crowds near Dal lake. Has NaMo turned Norma (Sunset Boulevard fame), or what?
And our Gangamaiya is going to need a lot of cleansing, what with the Kumbh strategy also flopping, sheh. This government is reeling under Gandhi effect. Speaking of cleaning, the butter boy is jhadoing NaMo and BJP on a daily basis. Me louwes how he reminds the PM of his statement of his chest inflating to 56 inches on being voted as the person who led BJP to brute majority. But now, Congress has udaoed dhajjiya of his image. What a slug fest this is, I am enjoying. Not that Congress is doing greater things. They seem to be copycats of Adityanath. Kamal Nath first announces setting up gaushalas. Now the Nath has strayed towards Uttar Pradesh, by booking three Muslims under National Security Act.
No one would believe that the two most warring parties think alike. Both Congress and BJP term rebelling peepulz as Naxals. Arresting them under age-old laws which actually should be repealed. At this rate, half the country folks will be called Naxals or anti-national for having contrarian ideas. Majority of this nation has lost its sense of humour and does not appreciate rebellion. And nobody calls warring advocates Naxals. The Maratha reservation case is another slugfest between two cheap, oops chief government pleaders. All kissa kursi ka.
And what specialist experts we have! From acting, to cricket, to human behaviour to politics, to photography and body postures, all-in-one experts. A beautiful photograph of few urchins enjoying their selfie moment. Holding a slipper in his hand like a smartphone, one of the bigger boys in the quintet poses with it, with the other little ones wearing sweet smiles and one of them wearing the mate to this slipper. But Superstar Tall Know-It-All felt pic was photoshopped. Detailing the proportion of the palm holding the slipper and blah blah blah. Photographer Kasbekar asked kasa kai ho, Big Bji? He politely said, he had confirmed from three other professional post-production experts, who had said it was a matter of perspective distortion, a speciality of smartphones. Now, for all those non-stop ads that Big B models for, including apps, guess he got buland confidence to crack the cute photo as fake. Smart alecs all. There were folded hands emojis n all, but for once political correctness was forgotten. This kar did well 🙂