Haww, did you go out and vote? I know you are irritated with all those saying nasty things, like move your a@#$s and all. Shee shee, the media is simply jealous of SoBo people. Yes, cooler places were booked few months prior to the announcement of elections and it is so hot in this city, beyond imagination. Also, the kids have a break and you will not get such a long break again. But then, a lot of what happens next will depend on all those of you who stayed away. If only money could have got you proxy, terrible na, this democracy is. What to do? Petition for voting online, some kid can start an online petition, which will never reach the courts, the Parliament corridors or the big men. Try whispering in their ears with some goodies, never know. Till then you need to get to the booths to get inked.
I have been wanting to say this for a while now. A chaiwala was interviewed by a Canadian bawarchi-cum-karatewala and they ensured they kept away the real media. The real media does NOT include the ‘golden journalists’ of leading channels where another chaiwala in Varanasi was glorified and the wisecracking lady who informed us there were chips in the new currency was ‘friendly’ with the big man.
Wonder what he is having apart from those expensive mushrooms. What does he put in his chai, I wonder. His Norma-ish (of ‘Sunset Boulevard’ fame) grandeur of pushing himself, saying he went across the border, makes me think he now needs a shrink. Did you notice one thing in his extreme close-ups? Skin is resembling bhabhiji’s, arre only one bhabhiji is there — who wears permanent spellbound look and has white, stretched skin. Methinks they share tips. And did you see how the bawarchi evaded answering when asked did he vote. Why is he ashamed to say he is a Canadian citizen?
Yeti comes and Yeti goes, nobody sees it, except the Indian Army. Then they say we talk a lot and criticise. What foot-in-the-mouth syndrome and imagine, from the uniform. Total jokers they have been made in the present regime. Why have they given up using their brains, I wonder.
Have you seen how this government takes extra special care of its own? Doval’s son has been given Z-category security. Now, now, did we even hear a whimper or complaint? Forget loud noises slamming this move. Conveniently this dynasty politics is ignored. I tell you, the thinking powers of the citizens have got blunted.
Aww, the Mrs Fadnavis was there to raise the issues of women’s self-help groups who make midday meals. She spoke ‘pointedly’ and got a commitment from the BMC commissioner, Ajoy Mehta. Been a while since she has been seen, oh my bad. She had also campaigned and voted in this blazing sun. Phew.
That aunty in a Gurgaon (pardon me, age doesn’t allow me to remember all new names of old places) mall said unmentionable things to young girls. This lady needs to be made to jog continuously for four hours. Worse still, was the rape of the English language by both parties as they traded barbs.
(This straight shooter likes to tell it as it is)
