Kaala-kandi: These Rajnikanth jokes will make you go ROFL

Rajinikanth starrer Kaala just released yesterday and the Kollywood superstar, the Thalaivar, has a larger-than-life presence and that includes the cyberspace. Here is a look at the most hilarious Rajinikanth jokes buzzing on the internet.

1. Rajinikanth doesn’t answer nature’s call. Nature answers Rajinikanth’s call

2. Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions” He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”

3. Once Rajinikanth was standing on the balcony with a coin in his hand. The coin slipped from his hand and fell down. Rajinikanth on reaching the ground was searching for the coin but he couldn’t find it.. Guess why? Because he reached the ground before the coin did.

4. Once Rajinikanth was on the hot seat in KBC, imagine what happened computer needs lifeline to choose the question.!!

5. Rajinikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!!

6. Once Rajinikanth bunked a whole day in school…..! Since then that day is known as…………. Sunday!!!!!!!!! !!!!

7. Rajinikanth’s next movie is called Twitter. He plays 140 characters.

8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

9. Rajinikanth killed a terrorist in another country via Bluetooth

10. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

11. When Rajinikanth was in class 3, his teacher asked him to write an essay on anything. Today that essay is known as Wikipedia.

12. Rajinikanth once wrote his biography. The book is known as The Guinness Book of World Records.

13. Rajinikanth uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder

14. Once Rajinikanth, after chewing the ‘PAAN’, spits on the wall of a building. Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT.

15. Rajini awards goes to Oscar

16. Twitter follows Rajini.

17. Rajinikanth can run Windows 7 on 64KB memory.

18. When Rajinikanth dies..his tombstone will not read RIP…… ……… It will read…….BRB!!

19. Rajinikanth’s email id… gmail@RAJINIKANTH.com

20. Rajinikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.

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