World Cup: Suarez gets a taste of Italy
• Suarez wife: Honey, dinner is ready. Suarez: Don’t worry babe, I ate at work.
• FIFA to investigate whether Suarez bit Chiellini. They hope to uncover the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. —rameshsrivats
• Imagine if it was any other job.. “Gary in accountants keeps biting people. Yeah, but he is a really good accountant.” — SamRamm