NOT A GENT, THIS VINOD! WITH Agent Vinod on the verge of release conspiracy theories abounded on whether the Saif Ali Khan assault case was simply a marketing strategy.

SachinKalbag pointed out, " Saif Ali Khan punches a man; Bipasha wants to marry... all of this happens when their respective movies are to be released soon." Vijsimha said, " Don't mean to prejudice anything against Saif Ali Khan but the man is a Padma Shri. Must make India wonder if this is what awards are for. The assault must make New Delhi rethink its Padma awards. Surely this must be grounds to take it back." JayHind joked, " If only Saif Ali Khan had punched Vijay Mallya in the face, everyone would've been happy." Joydas tweeted, " The judge should set Rs 1 Crore as bail amount and ask Saif, 'Have I Made it Large?'" Madversity tweeted, " Saif is Agent Vinod but not A Gent Vinod." TAILPIECE Italians, What 'International waters'and all? One side is Kochi, the other side is Gulf. These are all Mallu waters only. — Rameshsrivats Italy sent a junior foreign minister to Delhi for those soldiers. Who did we send to Norway for those kids? Besides soft power I mean. — Sidin