VGANGADHAR SAYS THAT THERE ARE REPORTS OF A SERIOUS RIFT IN THE BJP OVER ITS BITTER ANTICHIDAMBARAM STANCE

Believe it not, the BJP could split in the immediate future. No it had nothing to do with Advani vs Modi, Sushma vs Jaitley, Venkiah Naidu vs Nitin Gadkari and so on.

The rift has now assumed divine proportions.

High up in the Himalayas, one of BJPs unknown strengths, Swami Mahadeo Shankar Kailas Bhaghirath Rudra Gangadhar Bhoothnath paced his ashram premises furiously. His disciples who had never seen the Swami in such anger, trembled in fear and predicted among themselves that it could indicate the end of the world.

The swami hurled his trident which embedded itself in a tree. He swore violently and exclaimed, 'Do those idiots know what they are doing? This had been going on for months and there appears no end to it. This attitude was totally against the BJP tenents'One of the disciples meekly raised his hand.

'Who are the idiots, my Lord?'he asked respectfully The Swamiji grunted. 'I feel like opening my third eye and burning them all,'he snapped. 'Who else but the entire gang. From top to bottom, from that Advami, Gadkari, Modi, , Sushma gang to those low in the order. They are digging the grave of our party . Those who appear on TV every night are the worst, I mean, that Ravi Shankar Prasad, the socalled journalist Chandan Mitra, that lawyer cum cricket board man Arun Jaitley and the new one, Nirmala Sitaraman who grinds her teeth and spouts an endless stream of personal venom. That much venom did not come out even when they churned the Ocean of Milk and the Lord had to swallow it to save the world. They called Him Nilkant for that but I doubt if HE could swallow the venom generated by this Nirmala woman.'But Swamiji, what issues are you referring to? Why is the BJP leadership generating so much venom?'I am coming to that,'replied the Swamiji. 'Even in this remote godly area we come to know about the BJP venom directed against Chidambaram. In Parliament, out of it, on TV debates, newspaper write ups and interviews…… Chidambaram and nothing but Chidambaram. They boycotted Chidambaram but could not avoid mentioning his name one million times a day. My party lost its mental balance and seriously offended our gods, worshipped by the BJP. I am getting divine feedback directly from Mount Kailas'The disciples trembled in fear. 'Swamiji, the BJP leaders hold Chidambaram responsible for something called 2 G Scam, the sale of Spectrum and so on. They want him singed and roasted alive because according to them he is responsible for the loss of Rs 175786549876521388775544 lakh crores to the national exchequer. In fact, many of them could not even pronounce this figure in words.'Ha Ha, Ha….'Roared the Swamiji. 'That was only to be expected. How can I expect such dunces to understand the greatness of Chidambaram? Do they know something about his background? Where he came from and so on?'Perhaps the Guruji could explain to us', suggested one of the disciples.

'No one associated with Chidambaram could be linked with corruption or any other kind of guilt,'the Swamiji explained. 'It is the birthplace of Nataraja the dancing God, another name of Shiva.

Chidambaram is as holy as Mount Kailas but the BJP idiots in their ignorance, went on abusing that name. They committed a sin for which there is no forgiveness. In this Kaliyug, they will never come to power as well as in the next 13 Yugs, that is the ultimate punishment for ignorant and malicious politicians'Will there be other punishments for them?'the disciples wanted to know 'You just wait and watch,'hissed Swamiji. 'L K Advani will live to be 160 and burn as many others will become Prime Ministers, sidelining him. Nitin Gadkari will become a victim of malnutrition, Nirmala will be doomed to play vicious mothers in law in Hindi TV serials and Chandan Mitra will be debarred from every TV channel. As for Arun Jaitley, he will be involved in an IPL and BCCI scam larger than 2G, 3G and all other G'scams put together.

They will pay a heavy price for insulting and abusing holy Chidambaram'